Go jokes
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Memes
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.