Go jokes
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Memes
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.