The Old Car

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Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

Categories

  • Marriage
  • Car
  • Gas
  • Relationship
  • Year
  • Oil

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you dummy. The joke is that marriage is like buying a car, but after a while, you want a new one. But you are stuck with the old one. Your brain is so smooth you can't understand it. You probably buy used diapers.

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