New Yorker jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.