New Yorker jokes
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK