Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher is asking the class what sounds animals make, right? Everything's all cute and farm-y. Then Little Johnny, bless his heart, takes a dark turn. Instead of a cute oink, he says a pig would yell, "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*" which is like, super inappropriate. He's basically saying the pig is a racist cop. It's funny because it's so unexpected and wrong. You probably thought it was funny because you don't get enough sun. Go outside.
