Korea jokes
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Loud Korea noise.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Super Boy from Korea.
North Korea?
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.