I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Joke.
North Korea
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Loud Korea noise.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
