Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.

Your career might be in the north but its going south :)

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea

I asked my North Korean friend, “what’s it like to live in North Korea?” He responded, “can’t complain.”

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

Why don’t North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don’t have Seoul.

just because you have a career in the north doesn’t mean you you are north Career

Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea’s long-range missiles can’t reach that far.

Loud Korea noise

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name


Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.

Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.