I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have Seoul.
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
Joke
Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
Loud Korea noise
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE
Super Boy from Korea
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go-Read a book
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
North Korea
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!" Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*" Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
