Korea

Korea Jokes

North Korea

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Baby

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

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  • Sun

    North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

    Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

    The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

    Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

    Stereotype

    Ching chong China.

    Jing jong Japan.

    Ting tong Taiwan.

    Hing hong Hong Kong.

    King kong Korea.

    Ruler

    Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

    Nuke

    Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

    War

    A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

    Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

    Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

    *Insert me starting a war in the comments*

    Mamma

    Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

    Stand-up comedy

    Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.