Bonfire jokes
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.