Bonfire jokes

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

Why do people love camping?

Because it's in tents!

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

Parents: To bring other children?

Me: No, to have the fire.

Parents: Won't they be missed?

Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.