Orphanage Bonfire

  • Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

    Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

    Parents: To bring other children?

    Me: No, to have the fire.

    Parents: Won't they be missed?

    Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, dummy! The joke is that the person wants to burn orphans in a bonfire because nobody cares about them. It's funny because it's dark and twisted, just like your sense of humor after watching too many cartoons where characters get flattened by anvils.

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