Walking versus Sprinting

Hey, you! Yeah, you, the person who thinks using a phone that can't even play Snake is peak tech. Here's the deal: the joke is a pun. See, "Sprint" isn't just walking fast; it's also a phone company that T-Mobile bought. So, instead of walking to Verizon, our genius here "Sprinted"—get it?—to T-Mobile. It's like saying you're gonna drive to Ford, but you decide to Chevy instead. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?