I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
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A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
