Go jokes
Someday you'll go far.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.