Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Go Jokes
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Someday you'll go far.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
