Go jokes
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.