Go jokes

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

Where do squirrels go for fun?

The acorn-ival.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?

The entire English innings.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!