Go jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.