Go jokes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
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What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.