POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Go Jokes
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
