Go jokes
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."