Go jokes

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.