Go jokes

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

How do bees get to school?

They go on a school buzz.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.