Go jokes

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

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