Go jokes

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?

Everywhere.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.