Go jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
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Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.