Go jokes

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?

Because he was grounded.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"

Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.

Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?

To get his RHYMES in TUNE.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.