Go jokes

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

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