Go jokes
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.