Go jokes
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Memes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
