Go jokes

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

How do bees get to school?

They go on a school buzz.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

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A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.