Go jokes

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?