Go

Go jokes

Motivation

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Country

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Memes

Man

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Mom

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Orphan

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Orphan

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Brotha

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

Nut

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

Traffic

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Cricket

What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?

The entire English innings.