Give jokes
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when youβre eating her out.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you wonβt exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I canβt find Bo!