"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Florida's Defense
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. Florida got ranked the worst state, right? Instead of getting all defensive, Florida's all like, "We didn't even wanna share our oranges anyway!" It's like when you don't get picked for the team and you're like, "I didn't wanna play anyway!" See? It's denial, and it's kinda funny 'cause it's so lame.