When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.
If I missed something ill give it to you if you taked it you are a mistake
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
I got sent to the principles office for giving a orphan kid a family size pack
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Never gonna give you up
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free only fans so I don't touch the youth
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
Ok,ok who is trying to be my "long lost brother" because last time i checked I didn't have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Me: can you give me some drum sticks to eat? Brother: Why though? Me: So I can just DRUM UP AN APPETITE
I like my wife like I like my coffee. So sweet, it gives me headaches.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
You cant give a orphan homework
