Give jokes
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
That do be me though
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
You can't give an orphan homework.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.