Bubblegum jokes
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.