Bubblegum jokes
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.