My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
yeah she said do you love me, i said only partly i love my bed and my mommy im sorry.
My girfriend called me a pedaphile.....Thats a big word for a 1st grader
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank* She has cancer
My girlfriend is born at 29 February, so does that mean she is 2 years old🤔
Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers
like if your not A GAY
dislike if your furry
repost if you HATE blacks
omment for VBUCKS
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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
My girlfriend said i was a ped0phi1e
That's a big word for a 6 year old
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
