when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
I was making holy water and my girlfriend walked in saying what are you doing and I said making holy water and she said how are you making holy water I'm boiling the h#ll out of it
There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
your mom
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
Knock knock who there Abby Abby who.your Mexican girlfriend.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
What did the canible do after he dumped his girlfriend Wiped his ass
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
You will never have a girlfriend
