are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
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Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend 👫 when suddenly a man 🚶took all of our bowling pins! 🎳 I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant 😱. I instantly realized it was Penaldo 😡
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
The other day my Girlfriend asked me to hand her, the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
