My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
The Replacement Dog Debacle
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! You really thought this was a good idea? Your girlfriend's dog just kicked the bucket, and you think replacing it is gonna solve everything? She's grieving, you numb-skull! Now she's stuck with the original dead dog *and* the replacement you thought would fix things. Two dead dogs! You really know how to make things worse, don't you?