My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Pokemon Control Issues
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Experiment
The boyfriend responds to his girlfriend's criticism by acting like a Pokémon trainer in a game, implying she needs more 'badges' (a symbol of mastery in the game) to control him. It plays on the childishness accusation but adds a funny, absurd twist.
OOFSIRE
Bow down to this pokemon master you son of a b*tch
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#pokemonforlifemyguy