Quarrel jokes
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I wanna fight Gwen!
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
What is it about sisters who argue?
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I declare war on Gwen!
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
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