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Anonymous · 12 years ago

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

Kanye West

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

In a shot with a wide, eye-level perspective, a man is pictured with a stern look. He is wearing a gray T-shirt and horizontally striped blue and white shorts. His left arm is held out to his side with the hand bent down while his right arm is extended to his right. In the background is a tiled floor and a light brown wooden cabinet on a wall that slopes inward from right to left. The text above the man reads: "POV: Kanye West gifting Bianca a new outfit."

Valentine's Day

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel comic showing how to celebrate Valentine's Day. The first panel shows a box of chocolates with the text "BUY CHOCOLATES." The second panel shows a teddy bear with the text "BUY A CUTE TEDDY BEAR." The third panel shows scented candles with the text "BUY SCENTED CANDLES." The fourth panel shows a bottle of wine and a wine glass with the text "BUY A BOTTLE OF GOOD WINE." Below these panels, there's an additional panel that shows a person in bed with the teddy bear, a spilled bottle of wine and an extinguished candle.

Sock

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

LMAO

The image shows two panels. The first panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as a kid" and a drawing of a yellow fish with a displeased expression. The second panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as an adult" and a drawing of a red crab with an excited expression.

Money

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Trade Offer

UK · 1 year ago

A young man dressed in ancient Roman or Greek warrior attire, including a red cape and dark armor, stands with his hands clasped in front of him in a thoughtful or scheming pose. He is positioned indoors, with a large window behind him showing a view of the outside at dusk. Above him, text arranged like a meme reads: '! Trade offer ! I receive: Nothing haha, don't worry about it. You receive: A big wooden horse.'

Gucci

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

Chocolate

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

Cherish you chocolate milk.

A cartoon character named Charlie is shown above a glass of chocolate milk. Text on the image states, "Charlie has bought you some chocolate milk. She shall return Wednesday."

Dog

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

I hope it's a dog

A drum kit is wrapped in green gift paper with little white dog designs. The text "I hope it's a dog" is written above the image.

Religion

Willy b · 2 years ago

The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A group of adorable kittens is sitting in a cardboard box. The text says, "CATS - YOU SPEND HUNDREDS ON TOYS AND THEY TAKE THE MOST ENJOYMENT FROM A FREE CARDBOARD BOX."

Flag

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing shows a woman holding a pile of different pride flags. Another woman is sitting at a desk and using a laptop. The text bubbles say: "I didn't know which one was your flag so I bought you all of them" and "Thank you" with a heart emoji.

Extra

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

hehe

A young boy with a slight smile on his face is shown. Above him in white text it says, "WHEN THE WEEDMAN," and below him, also in white text, it says "PUTS IN A LITTLE EXTRA."

Brother

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Present

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Toy

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A cartoon image of a character in a yellow outfit with a determined look, and three boxes of Bionicle toys on the right side. Above, it says "8 y/o me walking into toys 'r' us with a $30 gift card my grandma gave me."

Boy

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A picture of John Cena smiling. Below the picture there is the text: "John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday" and "winnipegsun.com". The caption on the post reads: "What a terrible gift."

Giving Up

Why should you care · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows two hands holding the opposite ends of a sword-like object. The label 'Hug' is visible in the middle of the upper part, and 'Huge amount of money' on the bottom. The text above reads: 'What can make you feel better?' 'Me:'. The right panel has a picture of a person with a round face, with the text 'CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME OF GIVING' and 'SO I'M GIVING UP'.

Expectation

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A photo of a Christmas gift wrapped in green paper with "HO HO HO" text. The gift is shaped like a small chair or a person sitting down. Text at the bottom says "I hope it's a PS5!".

Cybertruck

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

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Everyoneee, this month/october is now decited to me. Mother of sluts. Spread the word, praise me, and i want "good puppy" from everyone atleast 10 times this october. I want gifts, or letters from my babies. and spread the word, i want freind requests, and once October starts i want ""Hail all mother of sluts, for we love may in her whore month" at least once from EVERYONE this October. Also, if possible, put this emoji 🌀 in your bio and/or username in dedication to ME. My month starts oct 1st, and ends whenever october dose <3333

BreakingSoundBarrier

Happy mothers day

I don't know what im gonna do for my mom.

MayMuñeca

GUYS MY FREONDS GONNA BUY ME A PHONE

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