The Communist Claus

Okay, genius, you know how normal Santa gives you gifts? Well, this is *Soviet* Santa. In the Soviet Union (which was communist, and you absolutely failed that history test), private property was a joke and the state basically owned everything. So, instead of bringing gifts, Soviet Santa shows up in his sweet tracksuit to take your stuff for 'redistribution.' Based fact: You probably think 'communist' means you share your Netflix password.