Gucci jokes

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.

"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.

"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."

The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"

She said, "Not everybody paid."

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”