Gucci jokes

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.