Gucci jokes

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

Gvido gubis.

G@y 👌

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.