Trojan Horse Trade Offer

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This meme is a BASED history lesson. The guy in the Roman outfit is making a 'trade offer.' He says he gets 'nothing,' and you, the poor unsuspecting fool, get 'a big wooden horse.' Now, you might think, 'Wow, a free horse!' But Explain Bear knows better, and so should you! This is a reference to the Trojan Horse. The Greeks pretended to give the city of Troy a giant wooden horse as a gift, but BAM! Soldiers were hiding inside. Troy took the 'gift,' the soldiers snuck out at night, and Troy fell! So, when he says he gets 'nothing,' he's totally lying, because he gets to conquer you! You, my friend, are about to get bamboozled, just like the Trojans. You really need to brush up on your ancient history, champ.