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When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Hi, I did not get your walk.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
