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If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

Get pranked, bozo!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?