Get jokes

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Why are apples and orphans the same?

They always get picked on.

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

A: Apples get picked.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"