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How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
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Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"