What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
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Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
