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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
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Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.