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What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
shes creepy, no?
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh