Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
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Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
