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Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"
So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
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My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.