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Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Memes
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.