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Dick

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

Memes

School

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Orphan

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Orphanage

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Baby

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Orphan

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

Dumbass

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Penis

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!