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Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Memes
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!