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What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, One fell off and bumped his head. The momma called the doctor and the doctor said... “We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!