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A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"