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I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
School days
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
The happier they get, the less they see.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."