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What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What’s the difference between rape and marriage?

With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

What do orphans get at restaurants?

The family meal.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?