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Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.