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What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.