Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Orphan Baseball
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" plays on the double meaning of "home run." In baseball, it's when you hit the ball out of the park and score. But for orphans, a "home run" would mean actually having a home to go to, which they don't because they're orphans, genius. You probably don't understand baseball, but I bet you're good at eating paste.