Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Get Jokes
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
