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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!