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What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Why do disabled people always get picked on?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?

You get no-eye-deer.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

Why can orphans not play bingo?

Because they can't get a full house.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.