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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
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What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
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Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.