Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
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Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
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