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If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
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Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!