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Name

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

Water

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

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Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Sister

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Food

What do dark humor and food have in common?

Some get it, some don't.

Dream

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Guy

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Dad

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Father

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

Orphan

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Orphans don't get picked.

Banana

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!