Get jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Memes
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩