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Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!