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What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

Dark humor is just like water,

some people get it, some people don't.

Why does the Sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked!

Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.