If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Get Jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
