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Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.