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What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.