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What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Why do orphans play GTA 5?

To get wanted!

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

Mineta: Go on.

Denki: Uraraka's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it.

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: ^cries T_T^

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...