Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
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Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
