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If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
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The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.