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Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.