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Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.