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Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.