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What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

One's alive at the bottom.

What's even worse than THAT?

It eats it's way out.

Wait it gets worse...

It goes back for seconds.

Just one more I swear...

It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.