Geography jokes
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Memes
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Canada.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.