Geography jokes

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

What borders on stupidity?

Scotland and the EU.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

What do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

Canada.

What did the explorer say when he got tired?

I'm gonna take a map.

What kind of mountain does everyone like?

Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.

How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.