Geography jokes
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Canada.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.