Geography jokes
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Where were the first orange trees ππ³ planted?
In Orange County.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Iβm posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz Iβm bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isnβt allowed in Africa? A water gun.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Where were the first French Fries π made?
In Greece.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, βWe must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.β
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.