Geography jokes
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.