Geography jokes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Memes
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Canada.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.