What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Geography Jokes
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Canada.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
