You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is peak dad humor. It hinges on a pun, a play on words. "European" sounds like "you're-a-peein'," which is what you're doing in the bathroom. Get it? It's funny because it's so stupid. You're the kinda guy who still thinks knock-knock jokes are hilarious.
Charlie
It should be you’re Russian when you go in, European while you’re in there and Finish when you come out. Get a little creative here what the hell does American have to do with anything