Geography jokes
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Where does a pianist go on vacation? The Florida Keys.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
The earth is flat.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.