Geography jokes
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The earth is flat.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Water?
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"