Geography jokes

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...

Neither have they.(:

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: Water gun.

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

What do you call a hungry person?

African.

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Spppppp.

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.