Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Geography Jokes
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Spppppp.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
