Geography jokes
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
When your plane heads for New York...
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Capital Of San Marino?
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...