Geography

Geography jokes

Dessert

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Pharmacy

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Name

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Mama

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Preschool

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

People

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

Florida

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

Stamp

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

Canadian

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Tsunami

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Bear

Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.