Geography jokes
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Borders are fat.
How do mountains see? They peek.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.