Geography jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Why is Earth flat?
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.