Geography jokes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Capital Of San Marino?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.