What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Geography Jokes
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
