Geography jokes
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Madatgascar
Spell "I hod."
America.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Germany is...
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!