Geography jokes
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
RTG iceberg?
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.