Geography jokes
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.