Geography jokes
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Memes
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?