Geography jokes
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.