Geography jokes
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.