Geography jokes
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
RTG iceberg?