I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Avoiding Conflict
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the dude avoids conflict, right? And Syria? Well, it's kinda known for having a bit of conflict. So, get it? He ain't goin' there to keep his conflict-avoiding streak alive. You probably have a lot of streaks in your life and none of them smell good.