Geography jokes
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.