Geography jokes
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.