Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Geography Jokes
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Where is Australia?
Where is Colorado?
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
