What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
